Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che. Marcello Hernandez guests to discuss male depression. Chloe Fineman guests to talk about sexy gift ideas.

Musical guest Olivia Rodrigo plays “Vampire.” Introduced by host Adam Driver.

Shop TV holiday squeal deals include a penis-shaped chocolate treat.

Gathering for Christmas dinner, guys get into conflict trying to set the table.

Pre-recorded “Old Friends” – Back in town, a man reaches out to his childhood friend, only to find out disturbing things. Because he isn’t on Facebook.

Seven people go to a remote cabin for a ski trip, where a gay couple say they are trying to have a child the natural way.

Monologue: Host Adam Driver asks Santa for gifts while playing piano.

Cold Open: C-SPAN testimony about antisemitism on college campuses.

Emma Stone closes the show by thanking the cast and crew.

Pre-recorded ad “New Skincare Product” – Diet Coke by Olay